I saw this advertisement the other day.
I think it was for a housing complex. (What are “by the bed options”???) I wanted to tell someone that waking up !!HAPPY!! is not a thing. Waking up neutral? Slowly? Creakily? Fine. But unless you are a puppy (or my son), I’ve never met anyone who springs out of bed, no matter how “amazing” their amenities are.
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